How to Insult Poetically by WordOfChen, literature
Literature
How to Insult Poetically
Once I happened upon a callow young lass,
Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.
And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;
Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.
Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,
She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.
Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,
Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.
So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.
While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.
She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,
About never idolizing the keen writer's mind...
...Aaaaaalrighty then,
If t
[X] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet )
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 1
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not na
Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __-year-old".
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[ ] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 0 XD
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. (Of course! What if I meet Bruno Mars on the street and he got no pen to give me an autograph?! :O )
[x] You've never gotten a detention. (I can't